December 2011
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roses are red
get in my bed
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: ...
me: ...
student: ...
Biology Teacher: ...
me: ...
student: ...
me: whoops
butthurtbandboys:
we are the kids your parents warned you about says a group of teenagers who never leave the house and cry over bands
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omfg why do people have lists of bands theyve seen live on their blogs??
no one cares ok!!!
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she has 100 followers and i have 14000 and she wont follow me back
Happy birthday Jesus.
louisi4na asked: when was the last time you ate so much you couldn't walk?
When was the last time you __________? →
do it and ill love you 5ever
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bring me my boyfriend and i will repay you in sexual favours ;-;
Sometimes I think I look nice
ofmiceanddavid:
With the lights turned off
In a dark cave
With a bag over my head
the soup of the day, what is it??
…tuesday?
lyk dis if u from da melbourne plase~~
headlikeawhore:
People always yell at me for not thinking “every1 is bo0tiful!1” But they’re not, if you’re 200 kilos and you walk like a penguin with a face morphed beyond recognition, you aren’t my idea of beauty, get over it, just because you take your clothes off in a video and say you’re proud doesn’t mean anything.. I don’t want to see that shit it’s disgusting.. You’re about to fucking...
